Since I only brought two pieces of luggage, technically, if I really want to, I can buy another piece of luggage and bring home 40 more pounds of souvenirs!! Do you have any idea how much food I can bring back? Dried fruits, Jordanian/Syrian candy, spices, coffees, nuts.....not to mention the more traditional gifts of scarves, clothing, jewelry, foreign money, and knick-knacks.
How about a couple of sheiks? One for you and one for me. But don't forget to ask them all the necessary theological questions first.
ReplyDeleteWell, the US government might protest my smuggling humans into the States in my luggage. Besides, I don't think they'd fit too well.
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