Irrefutable Logic

Today I learned that the protests throughout the Middle East are caused and sponsored by the United States so we can invade and take over the region.

What this means is: if the US officially helps the leader in power claiming reasons such as stability in the region and a safe and constitutional transfer of power to a new leader, the US is actually oppressing the people and supporting a corrupt dictator so the US can take over the nation's resources.

If the US officially stands behind the protestors and rioters, claiming democracy, it is helping create instability in the region, in order to create either a militia state with a puppet leader or create a scenario so that the US can invade and take over the nation’s resources.

If the US officially does nothing, claiming self-determination and that it’s not the US’ place to take over other nations, it is simultaneously supporting a corrupt dictator in oppressing the people while creating instability in the region by allowing the protests to continue so that the US can still take over the country.

Politics is a losing game the States just can't win.